You know it must be fresh

November 21, 2008

I already have a good phone, so no sale there, but this did succeed in making me hungry.

If you enjoyed the clip, give it a vote in this poll. – Victor.


Attention. Male members.

July 31, 2008

Journalists in Beijing for the Olympics can’t get unfiltered access to the Internet, which is wrong but hardly surprising. On the plus side, they can eat exotic dishes not found in most other corners of the globe.

Garry Linnell of the Daily Telegraph in Australia has already written about a memorable Beijing dining experience.

Into this boiling stock go the penises. A few minutes later the first is hanging from my quivering chopsticks. Ox penis, says the waitress, is full of protein, good for the skin and aids longevity. And the deeper its colour, the more effective its properties.

And unlike Rocky Mountain oysters, these are not deep fried, so it is easy to understand why they are considered healthy.


Not An Ancient Chinese Secret

July 7, 2008

We enjoyed Kung Fu Panda over the weekend but must respectfully disagree with one of the key points of the film. Sometimes — usually when sautéing — there is a secret ingredient:

Trader Joe’s Balsamic Vinaigrette.

All you need is a generous splash in the late going.


Bacon + Bacon = Funny.

June 29, 2008

If you like bacon as much as we do, you might enjoy these clips we found on YouTube:

Comedian Jim Gaffigan devotes his entire spot on Letterman to riffing on bacon.

Bacon: A musical tribute.


Free Coffee

June 23, 2008

Who: LAMILL Coffee Boutique.

Where: 1636 Silver Lake Blvd., Los Angeles 90026.

When: 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Tuesday June 24.

Why: Six-month anniversary of opening in Silver Lake.

What: Coffee made from beans grown in a special region of Rwanda.

Karma: A percentage of proceeds from Tuesday’s event will go toward providing bicycles to workers in Rwanda’s coffee mills.


Question of the Day

June 14, 2008

Which country has the best food?

A. Italy

B. France

C. China

D. Japan

E. Djibouti


Jamba in a bottle

June 11, 2008

Jamba Juice is breaking into the bottled beverage business.

Starting this summer, Jamba will sell three smoothies and three juices, available in 12.5 ounce bottles in most Western states. The list of vendors includes Target, Safeway, Albertsons, Ralph’s, 7-Eleven, Raley’s and Walgreens.

The smoothies:

•    Strawberries Wild with Energy Boost.

•    Banana Berry with Heart Health Boost.

•    Orange Dream Machine with Immunity Boost.

The juices — or in proper Jamba parlance the Juicies, which include a splash of nonfat milk.

•    Orange Strawberry Banana with Protein Boost.

•    Mango Orange Peach with Fiber Boost.

•    Very Berry with Calcium Boost.

Suggested retail prices are $3.49 for the juicies and $3.99 for the smoothies.

We haven’t seen them in any of our local markets yet, but we are eager to taste-test how they stack up against Naked and Odwalla.

And as long as we’re on the subject of Jamba Juice, anybody else still upset that they discontinued the Cranberry Craze? Yeah, I know. I should be over by now.

I’m not. –Victor


Question of the Day

June 6, 2008

What secret food crush — and we use the term “food” loosely, here — are you too ashamed to indulge in public?

Jenny’s most embarrassing childhood favorites pictured below. (Could it be some strange attraction to red and yellow packaging?)


Mac and Cheese On Wheels

May 30, 2008

Enough already about the casualities of the Hollywood writers strike. We’re here to celebrate a savory and beneficial byproduct of the walkout: Mac and Cheese that’s ready to eat and just a call or e-mail away from being delivered to your door.

Paddy Aubrey is the chef and brains behind this L.A. operation he calls Paddy Mac. Aubrey said he developed his Mac-and-Cheese chops by preparing the dish every night of his freshman year at Skidmore College. But it wasn’t until the writers strike that Aubrey got the inspiration to parlay his expertise into an enterprise.

Aubrey is a musician by trade — he plays bass — so he was used to spending time at home during the day. He was not used to spending the day with his wife Jamie Tarses, the former ABC Entertainment boss and now an executive producer of TBS’ comedy “My Boys.” But when the strike hit, she was home a lot more often.

“The Mac and Cheese was a way to keep me out of her hair,” Aubrey said.

Aubrey said he runs the business from their home in Hollywood, but the cooking is done at a professional kitchen he rents in Culver City. Paddy Mac offers five varieties in three sizes. It can be delivered hot or what Aubrey calls “fridge/freezer/oven ready.”

We chose the hot delivery for our sample taste. Aubrey sent four of the five offerings and apologized that the Truffled Mac was unavailable that day because of a supply issue. Always a bummer to miss out on truffles, but the other selections were winners in their own right.

The Ship is Aubrey’s basic no-frills recipe, although he does use five cheeses. This was simple but strong, a perfect dish to warm up with on a cold or rainy night.

The Gourmet features leeks, mushrooms and “a touch of Gruyere” in addition to the usual five-cheese foundation. This was Jenny’s favorite. It was hearty and complex like a full meal, not just a side dish.

The same could be same for my favorite, the Farm, which includes bacon, broccoli, goat’s cheese and some Feta. I’m usually not a huge Feta fan — I always ask them to take it easy on the cheese when ordering a Greek salad — but it works fine here. And of course, you know how we feel about bacon, and Aubrey agrees.

“Hey, people like bacon,” he said.

The Big Paddy Mac offers what you might expect. There is hamburger and tomato sauce in the mix. It wasn’t as good as the others, but I didn’t really mind it either. This was the only one Jenny didn’t like, only because the tomato sauce was too sweet for her taste, like ketchup. And if you know Jenny, you know she thinks that ketchup belongs on the same list with cockroaches and people who club baby seals as things that need to be expunged from this planet. But I digress.

Aubrey confirmed our impressions when we spoke afterwards. He said the Ship remains his best seller but that the Gourmet and Farm have generated plenty of buzz. “The Farm is really popular with parties,” he said.

Aubrey has used the local parenting website Peachhead to spread the word about his business, and he has also picked up jobs from Tarses’ TV connections. The intersection of those two worlds produced the craziest day of his Paddy Mac venture.

“I had a craft services order for a show, and they wanted about 55 or 60 pounds,” he said. “Plus I had six or seven moms from Peachhead. I was making everything to order. I stayed up all night, like 16, 17 hours straight making Mac and Cheese.”

Clearly he can handle large orders, so think about this as a party option. Your guests will love and thank you for serving up some rich and yummy Mac and Cheese instead of chips and pretzels. You can thank the writers strike. –Victor.

Disclosure: It was only during Victor’s interview with Aubrey that we learned his wife is Jamie Tarses. While an editor and reporter at Variety, Jenny wrote about Tarses in the course of covering the TV industry. Jenny later worked as a V.P. at ABC’s sister studio, Touchstone TV, during Tarses’ tenure at the network. We swear this is purely coincidence. Small world made even smaller through the magic of Mac and Cheese.


Frida at Americana

May 28, 2008

Frida Mexican Cuisine in Glendale is huge. The newest outpost of the Beverly Hills original is part of the monster mall known as Americana at Brand. The bar is big. The dining room is spacious. The menu is extensive. Would it kill them to validate parking? Hey, the Cheesecake Factory validates, but then again you can eat at one of those if you’re in Tulsa or Boise, so a parking perk isn’t everything.

Frida had been open just a few days when I popped in for a lunch earlier this week. Business was brisk, but the room was large enough that the atmosphere didn’t scream chaos.

This was my first visit to any of the Frida locales, so I asked my server for suggestions on a signature dish. He was very helpful as he cited about four entrees and provided an explanation beyond what was printed on the menu. After mulling it over for a few minutes, I opted for the enchiladas suizas, one of his picks.

“An excellent choice,” he said.

I thought to myself, an excellent choice? You’re the one who recommended it. Who are you complimenting here, me or you? This was more of a humorous sidelight than an actual gripe, but for some reason it stuck in my head.

Anyway the enchiladas — shredded chicken with some green tomatillo sauce — were, in fact, quite tasty. Rich without being too heavy, an important consideration if you’re going to spend the rest of the afternoon power-shopping at Americana’s various upscale retailers. –Victor.